funny messages

here is a bunch of funy chain letters, and maybe cute or just OMG

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| SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., __.
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"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour

Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain

10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!

u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!!

roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.

Repost this as ''nasty sex poem''

if u repost this in 1 min: they guy /girl that you like will tell u that he/she loves
u and that he wants to go out with u.

if u repost this in 2 min: the guy/girl that you like will give you a hug and a kiss on the lips

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IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS YOU WILL BE SINGLE UNTLL YOU'RE 45.
NO JOKE. PUT:

A-P-P-L-E-- (If you are taken.)

B-L-U-E-B-E-R-R-Y--(If you absolutly adore someone.)

B-A-N-A-N-A-- (If you are confused.)

C-H-E-R-R-Y--(If you like someone but not sure how they feel about you.)

G-R-A-P-E-- (If your single.)

L-E-M-O-N-- (If you have given up.)

P-E-A-C-H-- (If there's no point in liking the person you like.)

P-I-N-E-A-P-P-L-E-- (If your just taking life as it comes.)

S-T-R-A-W-B-E-R-R-Y--(If you like someone and they like you but you're not going out.)

SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU TONIGHT AT 11:30pm

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YOU MUST PLAY!!
or a horny clown will appear by your bed
with a knife and will rape you then peel off all your skin alive

The only way to save your life
is to pick the condom that
represents your love life or you just
broke up with someone
Oh, by the way,
do not ignore this
because if you do,
He will come at the time of 1:00 A.M.

CLEAR CONDOM:
Just broke up with someone but still have feelings for them

PINK CONDOM:
single n just confused n don't know what to do

ORANGE CONDOM:
Taken and happy with your relationship

BLUE CONDOM:
Single and just having fun

BLACK CONDOM:
Taken & truly in love with the person

TEAL CONDOM:
Taken and confused about what's going wrong with your relationship

TYE-DYE CONDOM:
Just taken...

RED CONDOM:
single, but Like someone who likes you back,
but not going out yet

PURPLE CONDOM:
Single and like someone, but don't know as to whether they like you back

BROKEN CONDOM:
damn, the bitch is pregnant

WHITE CONDOM:
you like someone who's dating someone else and you wish you had them or like them and wish u had them back

RAINBOW CONDOM:
You/Someone just /you and you f**kin' hate them don't wanna talk to them
at all

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Wulf Enterprises

Because W.E. care